Thanks to brilliant linkage by lizardpie I have found my current favourite website.
notalwaysright.com
sharing the stupidity of customers everywhere from the intelligent, underpaid and under appreciated.
example:
Kookie Cookie Karma
Restaurant | New York, USA
Me: "Can I help you, ma'am?"
Customer: "Yes. What are these?"
Me: "That is a fortune cookie, ma'am."
Customer: "It doesn't look like a cookie. Where are the chocolate chips?"
Me: "Ma'am, these are a different kind of cookie. You open them up and they tell your fortune on a piece of paper."
Customer: "What kind of cookies have paper in them!?"
Me: "Fortune cookies, ma'am."
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